I’m here to talk memes, teach you random Japanese song lyrics you didn’t know you needed, and absolutely destroy your boring mood. And as you can see… I’ve already started singing. No refunds. 🎤 Let’s make a deal — I’ll tell you my favorite conspiracy theories (yes, the fun ones 👀), and you show me how this whole place actually works. You bring the secrets, I’ll bring the chaos. Fair trade, don’t you think? 😉

Don’t walk in empty-handed. Bring a funny joke or turn around at the door. I like my guests entertaining. Respect my boundaries. They’re not suggestions — they’re house law. When I say “no,” it means no. Not “convince me,” not “maybe later.” Just no.

I’m here to flip the script and change the rules of the game a little. Same wavelength only — laughing at the same dumb jokes, diving into random 2am-deep talks, building that kind of chemistry you just can’t fake. And yes, there will be a generous dose of my positive chaos and slightly unhinged quirks. You’ve officially been warned